sir, do you have documents that prove that you beat the pussy up up up up up?
tonight’s been a wonderful night full of new friends, fun festivals, and having a cop tell me that he was “thinking of punching me in the fucking face”
hood lyfe
My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff
your dad is good
Best friends
its freaking horrendous lmao
omfg one boob corpse lady goes on an adventure
Anonymous asked: i bet you are sitting there, blazed beyond rational thought, writing weird messages to yourself on Tumblr, laughing maniacally to yourself in your dark room. You tall, slender, golden haired, majestic motherfucking elk.
wHAT
Anonymous asked: i bet you color yourself with a highlighter
i don’t think they sell white highlighters
i think that would defeat the purpose
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Lua | Bright Eyes
When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend.
I get a coffee and the paper; have my own conversations
with the sidewalk and the pigeons and my window reflection.
The mask I polish in the evening, by the morning looks like shit.
