hi my name is scott

if you switch the letters of my full name around it spells out “academic shovel tits”

so that’s pretty cool

i am 18 years of age

here is my face

yes, my hair is really that poofy

right now i’m going to a high school that you haven’t heard of, but i’m goin to Fitchburg State next year for Film/Video

i am the original founder of myspace

i like movies, music (any kind really, but especially folk and punk), French, books, flannels, surrealism, John Green, meditation, pianos, people, peanuts, pistachios, philosophy, poetry, unintentional alliteration, art, modern art, non-modern art, spiritualism, Rumi, Buddha, vlogging, fruit, weed, birds, and lots and lots of other stuff

i hate capital letters, excessively stupid or hateful people, and writing about me posts

i invented food and gravity

i am really really really really really tall

i’m an anarchist but i won’t burn down your house or anything i promise

i run sideblogs dedicated to surrealism and cute animals poking out of things (aptly titled, “cuteanimalspokingoutofthings”)

i was born with twelve belly buttons, but i have lent three of them out right now to clones so they feel less scary

i post a lot of personal shit and abandoned buildings and film and poetry

and on the offchance you follow me, you’re probably going to be pretty underwhelmed but thank you anyway c: