May 2013
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niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 21st
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Listen keep on lovin’ keep on fightin’
May 21st
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dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
May 21st
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i really can’t do this anymore i’m tired of school i’m tired of being treated like a cheap prostitute by fucking miserable people just because they couldn’t find a better job i’m sick of pulling all nighters to do fucking pointless things and handing it in the next day only to get a shitty grade or not have them accept it at all fuck you i don’t live my...
May 20th
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elwoodroy replied to your post: ramshackle glory’s going to be in providence on… wanna go with Tori and i? of course man we just have to find a ride
May 20th
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ramshackle glory’s going to be in providence on july 7th yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
May 20th
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i fuckin hate nicki minaj so much oh my god
May 20th
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bunnydeerest replied to your post: Who do you think is hot buttsock 24.media.tumblr.com/5cf… yum
May 18th
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May 18th
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Anonymous asked: Who do you think is hot buttsock
May 18th
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“Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one...”
– Emma Goldman
May 17th
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“… I had seen enough of the horrors of married life in my own home. Father’s...”
– Emma Goldman, Living My Life 
May 17th
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i’ve been sitting at this desk for like half an hour (i’m in study hall) and i just looked down and there’s insane scribblings all over it in really faded pencil the two things i can make out are “Mickey Mouse Law” and “pressed my pop?” what
May 17th
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“[Very] soon, every American will be required to register their biological...”
– a 1913 letter from Edward Mandell House to Woodrow Wilson on the subject of the Federal Reserve
May 16th
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Listendicksp8jr: yue-the-tianlong: silvermoon424: ...
May 16th
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god get me the fuck out of here i hate BMR so much
May 15th
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“dear samantha i’m sorry we have to get a divorce i know that seems like an...”
– Jared Singer, An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter
May 15th
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when i got that ask i was like “but wait i didn’t say the n word” and then i went back and looked at my blog touché mike this is why you don’t post on someone else’s tumblr, log out, log in, and then forget to log out bad plan
May 15th
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Anonymous asked: don't say the n word you smelly white ho trash
May 15th
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“Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga”
– Biggie Smalls
May 13th
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Somewhere over the rainbow… A leprechaun is having sex
May 13th
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Hi, My name is Scott Davies. and while i like to write poems on Michael’s Tumblr because he didnt come to school. I LOVE to not come to school and leave Mike alone in Video Production with Drew and Courtney.
May 13th
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One fish two fish red fish FUCK YOU
May 13th
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everytime i type “tw slurs” i always type “tw sluts” every single time which completely defeats the purpose of everything in the first place
May 13th
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literally right after i posted that, another kid walked by my computer, saw the picture of the girl’s bra strap, and went “damnnnn” fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
May 10th
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but-an-illusion replied to your post: the thing about that whole male-vs.-female dress… How about we just stop sexualizing normal human body parts yeah or stop pretending that people sexualize a square inch of bra cloth that appears on a girl’s side on the offchance that she lifts her arm it’s not like the holes are in the front of her shirt it’s not like bra straps...
May 10th
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Researchers establish link between racism and... →
class-struggle-anarchism: Researchers establish link between racism and stupidity. Findings taken from numerous research projects strongly indicate that prejudice racism and intolerance are more likely to be present in individuals with greater cognitive rigidity less cognitive flexibility and lower integrative complexity In other news, researchers establish link between Pope and Catholicism
May 10th
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the thing about that whole male-vs.-female dress code is that yeah the “real world has a dress code” and all that stupid shit but when it all comes down to it i see way more boxers than i do bra straps, and the males aren’t the ones getting penalized for the way they dress i don’t believe in dress codes in the first place but no matter how you look at it, that’s...
May 10th
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