i’m about to listen to the antlers so before i get all emotional and gay and before TMI tuesday ends, here’s a post about blowjobs
i was thinking the other day about what a weird practice kissing is (which is totally is if you think about it) and my mind wandered into the realm of blowjobs for some reason
and i decided that
i would never really want to
uh
get one?
like i’m not exactly lining up to have people blow me in the first place but oh man they’re just so weird
why do people want to stick their dick in a hole that has like
teeth in it?
and taste buds?
if you want to stick your dick in an orifice why not choose
you know
a vagina
because it’s essentially a mouth minus teeth and tongue and a gag reflex
just a thought
